Fuck the phone company.

Fuck the phone company. Why everytime I come here do you fuck me over. I could have paid a transfer fee for $35 but no you fucking told me I had to pay an activation fee for $30 and come back to the store 3 fucking times to try and set up. 

I asks you what are the fees? You can't tell me. It's like a fuckig mystery. That needs to be read in tea leaves. You tell me one price and I come back the next day and it's another. 

Fuck you

You mother fuckers. Die die die. You have me by the balls. It's not like not having a phone is even an option. You charge $100 a month or more for a single phone. You say I must sign a two year contract. Who know what is in that fine print. What have I done?! If I cancel I will lose my first born child. But hey maybe that's not such a bad thing let them feed and board her ass through college. You stupid phone person staring at me with wide blank eyes pretending you don't understand what I'm asking. Casting serious shade. Wasting away my hours and life. I feel like I am on an episode of reality tv like boiling point where the poor unknowing victim is given an increasingly bad deal and the clerk fucks with them more and more until finally the customer explodes. But in that show the person gets a $100 bill at the end. Me I'm just going to feel like I got raped and violated by the phone company.