I digress.
Beck to my love. Today I bought a bunch of farm fresh veggies including asparagus, lettuce, sweet juicy tomatoes, and the most succulent and fragrant strawberries for $10. You feed me so well with your ripe bosom of produce. Always in season and available on every street corner like a good mistress. Ready to please me in any way I like.
When ever I go to the toilet, I am greeted by some wonderful luxurious experience, flower printed paper, cedar scented air, simulated flushing or babbling brook music, a warm seat to do my business, you give me full service cleaning and expect nothing back but a wave of my hand to dispose of my waste.
Another thing, when my kids are driving me insane and I feel like throwing them out of my car, you come to the rescue with a wonderful play land that is every child and parents fantasy! You whisk my kids away and allow me to have time to sit back and relax under a wisteria covered shade and smell your sweet scent.
I love you with all my heart and I can't tell you enough how much.
Xoxo



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